February 20, 2020

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Mugwort’s University has identified the ideal response to proposed strike action by teaching staff, which will see students miss several weeks of lesson time.

With staff set to walk out later this month, many have been wondering what stroke of genius the High Counci...

February 17, 2020

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Noah’s Ark

One day, Noah was scrolling through “r/favouritebibleverses” on Reddit, God spoke to him. God said, “Hey Noah! I want you to build an ark and contain all the animals from the planet for the world is going to have a massive flood!” “Alrighty,” Noah said, “...

February 12, 2020

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As of the 1st February 2020, the United Kingdom has exited the European Union. I thought that it would be a good idea to document my experiences as Great Britain adjusts to this new world.

Day 1

Not the best morning. I may have overcooked it at the Brexit day celebra...

February 10, 2020

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The world is currently on high alert to the dangers of coronavirus. The outbreak of the virus began in China and has since spread across the globe, with three confirmed cases in the UK so far. This has led many to worry about the potential for this to become a glob...

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